I am getting crazy about pets. I cannot have a pig because it will go looking for mud, I cannot have a cat because it will keep purring at me and I cannot have a parrot because I do not know where to keep the cage!

I am looking forward to having a dog. I am going to call It different names depending on what it is like. I am going to call a thin dog skinny, a thick dog fat-man, a normal dog roller, a fast dog speedy, a slow dog slowpoke, and a tough dog bull-boy.