How to fix the atmosphere

Global warning and ozone hole are big problems. Here are some ideas to fix ozone layer and reduce global warning.

Patch up the ozone layer

If you have been here for at least twelve years, you will know that whenever you get a hole in your pants, your mom wants to sew it up. Well, factories made a hole in the ozone layer, so why don’t we sew that up to? We can get our moms to fly up to the top of the sky and sew up the ozone hole! and in the meantime, we can get them to paint over Jupiter’s red spot…

Eat our meat raw

Will you be willing to give up barbecue to stop global warming? Fossil fuel ovens emit CO2 into the air, so why not stop using them? Will you give up hamburgers, or eat them raw? Okay, now serious. If we use electric stoves,BBQs,etc., we can reduce the carbon dioxide in the air, thus reducing the greenhouse effect!

Hamburger overhaul

Last time, we talked about raw burgers, so what about a bunch of them? If we get rid of all the cows in north america, there will be no threat of methane from cow burps. And more hamburgers. Its a win-win!

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